is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
