i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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