My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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