making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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