I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i think i just lost a toe
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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