so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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