Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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