So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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