I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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