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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.

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  He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

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  Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

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• (347): View more from New York

  drinking out of a sandbucket again

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?

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