i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Best friends brother. Beat that.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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