He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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