How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
accomplished twins. life is a go
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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