is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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