yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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