yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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