i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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