Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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