One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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