it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
