How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
