this will be a night to untag.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
