she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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