We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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