Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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