My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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