he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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