ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i would punch a child for taco bell
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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