FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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