hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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