Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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