On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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