I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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