I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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