The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Everything about him screamed your future.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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