my soul wont recognize me after tonight
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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