Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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