Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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