Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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