I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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