I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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