Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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