school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Never joke about your clitoris.
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