I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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