Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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