no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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