the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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