Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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