Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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