i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
