Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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