well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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