Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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