areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
