4 words: hood of his car
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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